marry me, sawyer. or desmond. or sayid. (just not jack, please)

So, it’s Tuesday night. And for the past several months, this has meant nothing to me. But three years ago, one seemingly innocuous night of the week took on an omnipotent, almost evil significance. No, it was not the night of my Narcotics Anonymous meetings (joke). It was the night of Lost, a nefarious intoxicating substance masquerading as a television show. For the past three years, I’ve tried with all my might to shake the addiction… to no avail. I am its prisoner. Like a toxic relationship, I have stayed right by Lost’s side as it bitch-slaps me with polar bears, sucker-punches me with smoke monsters, and then apologetically caresses me with cheap explanations that only lead to more questions.

I’ve doled out so many warnings to friends — the conversation usually goes something like,

[friend, innocent and curious:] “Hey, you’re into that Lost show, right? Is it any good?”
[me, curled into fetal position, murmuring numerical sequences, sweating, and crying for my mom:] “Stay… away… don’t.. get… sucked in… not… worth it… Mr. Eko…”

Or something like that. At any rate, in celebration of this wonderful and artful television show, here are some of the most clever and hilarious Lost tributes I could find on Etsy.

desmond "brother" t-shirt, by 247magnum, $18.99

lost numbers buttons, by barrelofmonkeys, $1

lost dharma station juice glass, by finalscore, $8

lost greeting cards, set of 6, by highnote, $5

lost magnet set by baconfactory, $17.50

dharma initiative macbook decal, by thedarkmonkey, $10

oceanic airlines pens, by finalscore, $9

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2 responses to “marry me, sawyer. or desmond. or sayid. (just not jack, please)

  1. Love them all!! Would never have thought to look for these items…off to purchase during the next commercial.

  2. Hello, you used to write fantastic, but the last several posts have been kinda boring¡K I miss your great writings. Past several posts are just a little bit out of track! come on!

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