We dog lovers are insane. There, I said it. It’s an indisputable fact that people who purchase apparel for domesticated animals are completely out of touch with reality. I’m just as guilty as anyone else (for evidence, please see Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C… that’s probably enough). But a cute pup in a plaid jacket is just adorable. There’s no getting around that fact.
Luckily, I haven’t sunk to the level of Paris Hilton. That shit’s just wrong. Teeny chihuahuas saddled with diamond collars twice their weight is just cruel and unusual punishment. But there’s no reason dog lovers shouldn’t have fun with their doggie accessories. Thanks to Etsy, we now have approximately one zillion more options than what’s at the local PetCo. And now, every pooch can express his pawsonality (sorry, couldn’t help it) with a sleek couture collar, a shabby chic bowl stand, or a badass tattooed harness.
Of course, whether your dog is a Feminine Fideaux, a Couture Canine, or a Badass Bitch, I have a feeling he/she will enjoy that last item on the list no matter what.
The Feminine Fideaux
The Couture Canine
The Ruff Rovers (and Badass Bitches)